Bless me, Father, for I have Sinned

Nala, Michael Knowles, and the forgiveness of sin

“Why do we fall, Bruce? So we can learn to pick ourselves up.” -Thomas Wayne, Batman Begins

Last year, one of the viral clips from the Whatever podcast featured a flame-haired cam girl named Nala. Her behavior was outrageous, as was her attire. An unrepentant sex worker, one who seemed immune to the criticisms of her line of work and to the toxic effects her work had on society and on herself.

“For shame,” said conservatives online. “Lord, please show her the truth and call her to repentance.”

Let the record show that the Lord did exactly that.

This year, Nala publicly repented, was baptized, and nuked her extremely profitable OnlyFans account.

Now she is preaching the dangers of porn, the goodness of God, and selling (modest) clothing. Obviously with her previous income-generating activities gone, she needs to replace the income, right?

Well, not according to our “righteous” Twitter brethren.

And also our entirely UNRIGHTEOUS Twitter brethren.